World 1-55: Great Game 1/5

Great Game 1/5
http://www.kongregate.com/games/5minutesoff/great-game-1-5

Great game 1/5 is one of those games that doesn't really make sense. It seems to be making a mockery of some of the terrible games around. Doing it's best to be intentionally bad, there is no music, very little sound effects, and no tutorial whatsoever (not that you really need one). As soon as you open the game, it shows the loading bar, then another one, and then another one. Just for waiting through it, you unlock an achievement! There are quite a few achievements to be earned, and they're almost all super easy to get. Each level features a different theme of game; you play a simple platforming level, then you pass through a maze, and there's even a mini tower defense level too. One of the quirks of this game is that every time something weird happens in the game, a message pops up on the bottom with your own Kongregate ID, making you complain about the game. It even displays the correct date inside the comment box too. All in all, since this is a spoof game, I wouldn't really recommend it. It was pretty boring and probably only funny if you're in on all the jokes (which I'm not). I can't think of any better score to give this game than 1/5!